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2005-07-23T05:32:00.000-07:00

hiii

2005-07-10T04:53:00.000-07:00

BOOM BABAYYE <3

haha, just came back from my mummys place
then i went to ttm church with melin
haha we were like doing all the kiddie actions (:

so, im on popular demand eh?
the FLABULOUS ME haha
fat is HAWT! yeah!

OOH, and janny wa wa promises to help me level up.
HAH joce. YOU SUCK. hes training me to level 30 and you level 20(:
YAYE. <33 you my low-level cousin!!! hahahaha

-PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE man
with the hip hop a hip a hippy!
HAHA, WEDDING SINGER ROCKS EVERYTIME
right vicky?

2005-07-07T05:32:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELIN <3

not like you ever go online and see this BUT still.... haha

YAYE (:
today was so funnnn man.
like during recess ttm&i (no credit to liz xP) stuffed melin into the class cupboard
then we ONETWOTHREE opened the door and surprised her with two pathetic slices of blackforestcake that costs $2.40 each and with NO CANDLES!
BUT its the thought that counts and melin was damn touched la. HARHAR
or at least she looked touched (x

we were eating cake in the canteen and the birthdaygirl stuffed the cake into my face
so we had a foodfight!!!! way cool.
I ONLY LET YOU WIN CAUSE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY. HAH so get over it.

then we planned our life in english
and this is what i planned

twenty: take up degree in medical sciences
twentytwo: buy my orange porsche
twentyseven: become paediatric neurologist
twentyeight: build up career and $$$$
twentynine: GET MARRIED <3
thirty: FIRST CHILD -lyla
fifty: RETIRE and become a TAITAI
sixty: do charity stuff
seventy: i want GRANDKIDS
eighty: go and die (:

whoa. life is short

and then during netball
sann 'sprained her ankle' and we all went upstairs to help her
but actually went to set up melin's CHEESEcake -SHH.
and we waited while mrs kuan made her pick up balls.heh
then we surprised her!!! she was AGAIN, simply touched.
WHEEEEE~ that was SO COOL.

2005-07-06T09:41:00.000-07:00

both of you are repeating information
and talking to each other.
and im just listening

like this
' BLAH BLAH BLAH heeheehee
hahahaYAK YAK YAK'

aiya lame la.
im wasting my time
and i havent touched ISO

):

2005-07-04T07:20:00.000-07:00

YO MY FUZZAH WASSUP doode!
haha rawrrr.
i'm not used to blogger :(
sarah and i thought of a really WAOOO %#!*!! idea but hehehe its a secret yeah babe?
and and if i move back to chiltern it'll be tEh kEwLiEsTzz!!!!!!!!! so shhhhhhhhhhhh!!

:D :D :D

haha welllll today we went to see neil gaiman at cine and basically i didn't understand what he said and i thought his mirrormask thing was awfully wierd and stuupid. haha no i'm kidding it was just rather freaky. with "some stars falling from the sky" in soft hypnoticish really FREAKY MUSIC playing omgg its so scary.
uhuh and then i went to esprit to wait for my mum and then i saw thong!! OMGG!! and glen and fik and fik let down her hair and it was so strange to see them without me..

is it so easy to forget all the good times we had?

i wonder, 10 years down the road, would i still be in touch with sarah?
oh no.. ew i'm not emo. i can't be, its too wierd. haha.

darn. i have to move at the end of july! no, its too soon, i don't wanna go back to some ulu place and it'll be so hard to go to school.. church or town. BUT, if we do move around here, then maybe it'll be bigger and the WAOO thing can still happen.

and it'll be different, and that's cool(:

love, nat

2005-07-03T10:14:00.000-07:00

happy birthday liz

i would never forget your birthday no matter what
after all youre still my bestie <3

but this doesnt mean im not pissed still.
i still am and its not because of THAT post,
its because of your reaction.

2005-07-02T06:16:00.000-07:00

i don't know what to believe,

i wonder if its just a one-time fascination or is it real

i dont know how to act and im afraid of offending you instead
or should i go on and risk it
its like grasping onto thin air when im with you.
i need assurance.

im confused.
im scared.
and i feel empty.

2005-06-30T17:19:00.000-07:00

death cert.

THE DEATH OF THE COCKROACH

time:8:21 am.
place: computer lab 2.2
murderer: tan tam mei and her geog worksheet.

EEYER.

2005-06-30T05:47:00.000-07:00

and this is in return to whatever you said on your blog.
and i feel pissed at the way you always try to like pick a fight
i know you dont mean it.
but the way you left it out for all to see.
disgusts US/
wth is your problem?
i seriously DONT see the need to be so MEAN.

sarah DOES know lots of guys.
and would you STOP saying that shes a despo?
cause it ISNT the case.
what about you?
oh i forgot.
you can never be despo, youll never show off.
yeps. indeed you are PERFECT.
thats what you want YOUR friends to be.
you were the ONE who started saying that she was your bestie
hah,
now it seems as though you are going back on your words.
its okay.
i understand
sarahs too nice for you. too HOT for you to handle.
(:
so what. does it mean that if she can make layouts, shes FANTASTIC?
obviously not.
its just a BONUS.
uh, and i do have photoshop.

yeah well,
cant you see that she listens to natalie?
why? cause natalie is HER friend.
and shes is good at 'advertising'
do you think its THAT simple to convince others?
why cant you then?

all the times you hurt her.
she can NEVER say anything.
why.
she treats you as her friend.
and now THIS.
whats YOUR PROBLEM?
she doesnt seem to have this problem with others.
why only YOU?

oh, and im SUPER sure that youwill read this. im glad
HEH.
and you know what?
im pretty sure you know who you are.
i just dontwant to embarrass you.

maybe i was too harsh above.
but you know, you REALLY have to stop being so sensitive.
shes NOT trying to show off okay?
you know,
you may hate me for saying all these
especially since you hated me for standing up for sarah against you last time
i would like to apologise.

what i type her is only MY view.
if you have feel that you have been erms, insulted,
then im sorry.
but hey.
i trust that you are a nice person when i talked to you on the phone.
so i hope you REALLY are nice.
sorry once again

hey sarah/
dont feel upset yea?
you are NICE., my little mermaid. HAH
(:
VALENCIAS cute
i pasted her pic on my file too! HIGHFIVEE girl
YEEHAH!

<33 you
ehh.
this post is in return for the help you gaveme last time as well.

bye. (:

huggs ,
joce (:

2005-06-29T00:56:00.000-07:00

today was supposed to be nice.
but you spoilt it all,

my life is difficult because of you.
have i offended you ever besides your own foolish assumptions.

im never given a chance to prove myself.
your love is so cold.

i can never be perfect in your eyes.
perhaps i try too hard.

i dont hate you, i just cant bring myself to love you.
its too hard.
i just want to say
i give up trying.

It's like you're a drug
It's like you're a demon
I can't face down
It's like I'm stuck
It's like I'm running from you all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It's like the only company
I seek is misery all around
It's like you're a leech
Sucking the life from me
It's like I can't breathe

2005-06-28T06:02:00.000-07:00

wow -today was nice.

hmm, we had gym for hour half
and all our group came up with was this part where
we make a STAR with our fingers and sing
twinkle twinkle little star (x
that got maisie really pissed.
hah, sorry maisie.

then liz melin ttm kat sann liana went to KAP
for lunch
-mcchicken
-medium fries
-medium coke
-1/2 chocolate HAWT fudge sundae.

whoa.
then like on the way back,
melin & sann kept running into people they knew
so liz, ttm me were like greeting all the trees and all.
then, tammei was damnfunny lah,
- she said HEY BRUDDER and slapped a hi five down to the drain.
and we kept calling all the drains brudder #1 #2 so on...

HAHAHA, that was some funny shit.

OOH and we had FOURPEOPLE training.
way cool and tiring
i could hear the mcchicken in me "SQUAWKING"
and i vomited out two drops of saliva.

hmm, then i went home,
and lynlyn smsed me and i didnt know her no. so i freaked out
she: you really live with warehouses around?
me: who are you? what you want? no way am i gonna tell you where i live ok.
damn malu lah.

had BROWNIES.
- auntygens brownies rock nuts!-
so now im blogging.

2005-06-26T05:54:00.000-07:00

SCHOOLSTARTS
TOMORROW.

oh man. this sucks.
i havent done my xiao shuo.
but WHOOHOOO i got 5 people to not hand up with me!
go on strike man.

haha. this is gonna be a fresh start
HAH. watch out world, cos the NEW ME is coming!
heh. that was lame.

oh well,
gonna study for tomorrow's test now.
BYEEEE

2005-06-24T20:06:00.000-07:00

i was five
he was six
we were riding horses
& licking sticks

i wore black
he wore white
BANGBANG
that awful sound,
my baby shot me down.

BANGBANG
i shot you down
thaat awful sound

BANGBANG
you hit the ground
i used to shoooot you down

(this is what i heard)

2005-06-23T11:56:00.000-07:00

yes, i know you love me. this layout turned out waaaaay better than i thought it would. and better than you thought it would. right?

take note: i can make you custom blogskins like i did for sarah dear<3, as long as it's in my layout-making-skills-range. or you can see my skins here. thank you(:

2005-06-23T11:54:00.000-07:00

i love this layout almost as much as mine.<3

2005-06-21T21:42:00.000-07:00

YAWN.
so tired.

stupid project meeting today at EIGHT ok.
pity we didnt get anything done.

REASONS why;
-ttm&melin were like an hour late
-the com was irresistable
-we slacked,slacked,slacked
-we did liz's homework

liz had tuition at ELEVEN
but she forgot to do her homework.
mmhmm.
so we had to do a chinatown compre for her.
so waste time ):

haha.
and i got more presents!!
melin gave me a vondutch cap
and ttm gave me a gingerbread man from australia (x

dingdong
at 10.45 THE TUITION TEACHER came.
gasp

then ttm,melin&i were all like HIDEHIDE
so melin&me hid under the table
and ttm was too slow to hide.hahahaha
wahlau.
like criminals clearing the crime scene when police come

so after that ttm,melin,me went to west mall
hah.im super happy-i bought two new hairbands (:
tammei went toilet for damn long then came out
and we went to play that hockey thing at e-zone

SUPER-UNFAIR game la.
2 vs 1
then i threw my hittting thing over by ACCIDENT
and ttm just took it then they kept hogging pucks then shooting all at me
- and i only had one hitting thing ok.
BLEHS.
i hit melin&ttm after that with the puck.
deserve it man.
after all, i still won them 8 to 6
LALA. i know im good.

2005-06-20T23:31:00.001-07:00

REVENGE liz.REVENGE!

2005-06-20T23:31:00.000-07:00

nice huh?

2005-06-20T23:30:00.001-07:00

the ride home.

2005-06-20T23:30:00.000-07:00

sourpower does wonders /x

2005-06-20T23:29:00.001-07:00

nat,me and our pretty hairclips (:

2005-06-20T23:29:00.000-07:00

laoshi's cake to us.AWWW

2005-06-20T23:28:00.001-07:00

another dance

2005-06-20T23:28:00.000-07:00

childrens day celebration

2005-06-20T23:27:00.001-07:00

and i took that

2005-06-20T23:27:00.000-07:00

liz took that

2005-06-20T23:26:00.000-07:00

our rotting tongues

2005-06-20T23:25:00.001-07:00

mushroom hotpot was a big hit.

2005-06-20T23:25:00.000-07:00

TEA.bitter as hell.

2005-06-20T23:24:00.000-07:00

jiap's TWIN. the one on the 2nd right!

2005-06-20T23:23:00.000-07:00

teacup rice -invented by jaime&i(with sandra's veg flag)

2005-06-20T23:21:00.000-07:00

classic star

2005-06-20T23:20:00.000-07:00

ZHONG GUO XIN

2005-06-20T23:17:00.000-07:00

julia,yiting,me watching samara

2005-06-20T23:16:00.001-07:00

sock collage

2005-06-20T23:16:00.000-07:00

same age.different worlds

2005-06-20T23:15:00.000-07:00

ttm&jaime

2005-06-20T23:14:00.001-07:00

the elephant

2005-06-20T23:14:00.000-07:00

cool effect

2005-06-20T23:13:00.000-07:00

eagle stone -i dont see the resemblance

2005-06-20T23:12:00.000-07:00

the stone forest

2005-06-20T23:10:00.001-07:00

IT came from the toilet

2005-06-20T23:10:00.000-07:00

so cute!

2005-06-20T23:09:00.001-07:00

my group <3

2005-06-20T23:09:00.000-07:00

whoa.

2005-06-20T23:08:00.000-07:00

INDIAN dance in CHINA?!

2005-06-20T23:07:00.001-07:00

lost in translation.

2005-06-20T23:07:00.000-07:00

it means something-REALLY.

2005-06-20T23:03:00.000-07:00

direct translation

2005-06-20T23:02:00.000-07:00

crime scene- nat dropped THE cap.

2005-06-20T23:01:00.000-07:00

terrorists-in-the-making

2005-06-20T23:00:00.001-07:00

2005-06-20T23:00:00.000-07:00

talk about poverty

2005-06-20T22:59:00.000-07:00

charm bracelets.

2005-06-20T22:58:00.000-07:00

men in uniform.HAWT~

2005-06-20T22:57:00.000-07:00

HAH! i shot the middle one :P

2005-06-20T22:56:00.001-07:00

for my royal bottom

2005-06-20T22:56:00.000-07:00

tammei posed too many a times.

2005-06-20T22:52:00.000-07:00

i want that bike.THAT one.

2005-06-20T22:51:00.000-07:00

makan time.MM.

2005-06-20T22:50:00.000-07:00

china copied our HDB flats.BOOOO.

2005-06-20T22:49:00.000-07:00

what a grouch. (x

2005-06-20T22:47:00.000-07:00

melin's cap.

2005-06-20T22:46:00.000-07:00

nat&me -at THE airport

2005-06-20T22:42:00.000-07:00

HAH liz.

in your face girl.
BWAHAHAHA

mm. now i wanna post more. (x

2005-06-20T22:41:00.000-07:00

my sweet revenge~

2005-06-18T09:13:00.000-07:00

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY <3

SO FUN

ystr went out with dodo,qian &joce for BUFFET (:
at pan pac.
yumm man.

had meat after meat.
DEER&COW
mooo.

we were eating halfway
then the waiter was like last call
so dodo rush like mad to the dessert section to grab somemore
omg man.
NEVER EVER trust dodo with icecream
i took the cakes back and i trustED her to take the icecream
you guess what she came back with?

she gave me MELTED mango icecream
with CHOCOLATE SAUCE
& MANGO SAUCE
&amp; CEREAL CRUNCH
& on top, a swirly biscuit
trust me when i say it SUCKS.
blehhs.

aiya,
after lunch i couldnt button my jeans
so i got dodo to help
when i was sucking in all the air
i burst out laughing damn hard until all the saliva gushed onto dodo.
HAHA.
sorry girl.

we kapoked the panpac lollies (X
mint somemore.

later we shopped for TWO HOURS!
and i was in sandals.
well, actually we were shopping for my jeans
i saw one very nice pair in series but it was 27
and im a 28.
lets hear it for fats!

so in the end we bought from bossini
for $TWENTYNINE!
im sho cheapo man.

my daddy sent qian dodo me home after that.

wah lau.
i was sitting in front and all i heard from the back was
DODO BIRD!
POT-BELLIED PIG!

hah.
then me,being the mature one.
sat in between them
and DODO kept POKING ME and qian.
poke!poke!poke!poke!poke!poke!

POKE LA!
see i scared not.

yay~
then i collabrated with aunty angie to but my daddy's present.
BWAHAHAHA.

she brought him with her to aunty pat's hse
and i was SUPPOSED to go causeway POINT.
but then.
i was at the busstop for so freaking long i was despo and
since i thought ALL buses end up at the interchange
i took the next bus that came chugging along
ONE-SIX-OHH
160.
yi-liu-ling

i went up the bus and i was like
uncle, does this bus go to causeway POINT
and he was like
yeah,yeah causeway causeway.

ok.
so i happily go sit down.

but then i notice that once AGAIN
i was in a scaringly familiar jam of trucks and buses,
to
THE CHECKPOINT

like whatever.
so i reconfirmed with the uncle next to me and he was like
yeah, the bus going causeway.

OH SHIT.
again ok.
so i alighted in the middle of NOWHERE
with NO BUSSTOP whatsoever./

so i did what i should have done
i FREAKED OUT.
i called dodo.
why?
cause i was supposed to call her back anw.

in the end,
i walked the whole jam back to the main road.
from WOODLANDS FIRE STATION to past
MARSILING MRT and TWO BUSSTOPS after that
where i finally saw 960.

so now i have blisters between my toes.
cause i just HAD to wear slippers.

then i bought my daddy's present!
haha.
- a LAVENDER SCENTED garfield
- two nike wristbands not one but TWO! (:
i made his card and auntyangie put lipstick on my meimei to get her lipprint for a signature
and her right thumbprint.
cute.

2005-06-15T08:28:00.000-07:00

Q:how do hokkien prawns laugh
A: HEHEHE

Q:how do canto prawns laugh?
A: HAHAHA

lame la.
that day grace glenn yisok & i were thinking of all those really old and over-used LAME jokes.

joke on 95.8

" child asks (points to wedding photo): mama, zhan zai ni pang bian de nan ren shi shui?
mum: na shi ni ba ba.
child: na, xian zai zhu zai wo men jia de lao tou shi shui? (lao tou=father)"

and then NOT funny right?
somemore had this laughing track at the back.

that was right before the stupid dry grass song.
" gan cao! (ehhhhhh you...)
GAN CAO!(hehhhhh..)"

that was the chorus.
i mean like last time 60's sing bout dry grass
then grace wanted to sing the modern day green grass.

hahah,
i laughed so bad la.

lovelove them <3
always so funny one.

2005-06-15T08:11:00.000-07:00

JOAN is THE nicest.

but only cos i reminded her :P
im SO important.

2005-06-15T04:41:00.000-07:00

another 80 situps today.

my stomach grew instant-ABS (:
ooh.

hmm.
liz went to camp already
and she got carol as her coach!!
but dont know where denise is la.
and she called ME a DUMBASS.

oh well.
i do have an ass.
and it cant think for nuts
right.
DUMBASS.

oh man.
so malu today
#27 already.

its like i went to cold storage after netball
with tiffy,keziah and sam.
we bought seaweed&chicken
mm.

anyway.
then i went to pay first
-bought one packet of two small crab sushis & one triangle one.
with NO plastic container.
then the woman at the cashier was like,
do you need a bag?
and i thought she said,
can i see your bag.
so i whammed my bag onto the counter.
i think i scared her, thought it was a hold up or smth.
HAHA. super malu;

im stressed.
HOW MUCH HMWK IS THERE?
like whatever man.
so much for what.
bo liao/

i see your face with every punch I take,
and every bone I break,
it's all for you
and my worst pains are words I cannot say,
still I will always fight on for you

2005-06-13T09:02:00.000-07:00

pain.PAIN.

i did HUNDREDTWENTY situps today.
ow.

i cant laugh anymore.

though i must YAY cos i got a spongebob towel (:
from: joan,jiap,keziah&melin
thanks <3

& i get it now.
PULL YOUR SOCKS UP (:

2005-06-09T07:50:00.000-07:00

whoa.

today was my birthday.
hmm.
and a supersuay one.

morning had NOTHING to do.
i was that bored i started playing neopets again.
eeyer.

then i had to re-watch "ever after"&"mulan"
with dodo until my daddy came home to bring me out.
SUAY THING #1

so we went to collect baby photos
valencia was SHO CUTE! (:
and i met joce and she gave me my birthday present
THANKYOO! shes the first person
- a roxy wallet.
she everything also so pro-roxy one.

then daddy,aunty angie & mama &me
went for dinnner.
i wanted crab so like we drove dont know how many
freaking circles round tuas to find the GOOD crab/
SUAY THING #2

whoa.
the food was MM.
black pepper crab
XO sauced guo tiao
you char kuay
fishcake
veggies
WHOA.

going home,
the car ran a flat tire.
so daddy& aunty angie went to fix it.

and then it just had to rain.

i took the umbrella and covered them
while they fixed the tire
and i had NO shelter ok.
BRR.cold like shit la.

then the freaking jacking-up thingy wouldnt work.
the car fell down twice.

wahlau.
we were stuck for like 45 mins.
SUAY THING #4

as if not bad enough alr.
when we got back
i accidentally walked in on my daddy.
and he was NAKED.
STARK NAKED.

i thought he was still parking the car ok.
traumatic sia.
SUAY THING #5

i love birthdays. (:

2005-06-08T09:25:00.000-07:00

12 0'clock.
dingdong.

happy birthday to ME!

hah. im super ego (:

haha.
joan&plee&joce just wished me HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
lalala.
<3 ya'll

2005-06-08T09:02:00.000-07:00

msn converr-

HI MY NAME IS JOYCELYN
I THINK JOAN ROCKS
AND I LIKE SUCKING cocks
ALTOUGHT I REALLY WANT TO CLUCK
I CANNOT COS IM GONNA FART
AND OUT IT COMES OF MY BIG BUTT
- joan

hi my name is joan
n i love natalie
though i always cheat on her wif kimberly
i will nvr 4get pearly
hu i used
2 kiss
but now i always miss
bcuz i always gotta piss
when we r gonna kiss
-joycelyn

HI MY NAME IS JOYCELYN
I REALLY LIKE TO FART
AND IT ALWAYA\S COME OUT OF MY BIG STUFFED BUTT
BUT RIGHT NOW IM GONNA CLUCK
COS IM GONNA CATCH DUCKS
WITH MY BIG BUTT.(store them inside)
AND IM GONNA KISS SAM
ON THE EXPRESS TRAIN WHICH GOES ALAKAZAM
I REALLY WANNA KISS NATALIE
AND NATALIE
I WILL STAY FAILTHFUL TO PLEE
-joan

hi my name is joan
n i love hot pink bikinis
especially those minis
then i can show my booties
as im a cutie.
-joycelyn

HI MY NAME IS JOYCELYN
I AM A GEEK AND I LOVE TO STUDY
WHILE I THREE-TIME KIMBERLY. NAT AND PLEE
ALTHOUGH I LOVE THEM ALL THE SAME
I ONLY CAN REMEMBER ONE OF THEIR NAMES
THEY'RE ALL MY DARLINGS
AND I LOVE THEM LIKE DURIANS.
WHICH SMELL LIKE MY ARM PITS(:
-joan

hi my name is joan
my job is to clean asses
which always let out gases
i normally dun care
as im lyk a bear
-joycelyn

HI MY NAME IS JOYCELYN
AND I LIKE TO SLEEP
WITH EITHER KIMBERLY
NATALIE
OR PLEE.
THEY LET OUT GAS
I HAVE TO SMELL
BUT I LIKE IT LIKE THE RINGING CHURCH BELL
WHICH GOES DONG
AND I AM A GONG
-joan

hu is very unfaithful
2 women hu i love true
lyk kimberly natalie n pearly
hu i awalys will love dearly
-joycelyn

HI MY NAME IS JOYCELYN
AND MY SECRET WISH IS TO WIN JOAN
SO PLEE NAT AND KIMBERLY WILL LIKE ME
MORE THAN HOKKIEN MEE
AND THEY WILL TRAET MY LIKE GEMS
WHILE I MAKE THEM SCRUB TOILET. WHICH I SHIT AND PEE ON
-joan

hi my name is joan
i lyk 2 stuff tissues
in my boobs n butt
so when i ha choo
i can take my tissue
from my butt or my boobs!
ill cover dem wif my pink bikini
especially a mini
so as 2 show my booties
together with my breasts
which seriously needs rest
-joycelyn

HI MY NAME IS JOYCELYN
I LIKE STUFFED BUTTS
AND I NEEDA CLUCK
AND WHEN I CLUCK I GIVE OUT A "BOMB" TOO
IT FILLS THEM ROON WITH THE SMELL OF STINKY POO
THEN NAT WILL HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP
WHILE I SIT THERE. HEART6 BROKEN
AND LATER I GIVE HER A TOKEN
-joan

hi my name is joan
n i love pink
which stinks
cuz i do
also lyk de smell of poo
my dotor says im mentally unsound
i dun even understand cuz its too profound
my mum says im juz slow
but i dun even understand and she says im worse than a crow!
-joycelyn

HI MY NAME IS JOYCELYN
AKA SARAH
I LIKE TO LOOK AT MY BRA
TO SEE IF GOT TISSUE SO I CAN BLOW MY NOSE
BUT IF DONT HAVE THEN I JUST REACH IN TO TAKE MY HOSE
AND WATER THE ROSE
BESIDE THE BED
WHICH I SLEEP ON WITH NAT PLEE AND KIM
BUT THEY DONT KNOW IM SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH TIM
WHOM I WAS MARRIED TO A YEAR AGO
-joan

hi my name is joan
n im a freak
which always gets tricked
cuz im soso s2pid
i dun even noe wads fluid
so i go and see de doctor
he tells me 2 eat pigs trotter
i juz stare at him blurly
tinkin abt my pearly
-joycelyn

HI MY NAME IS JOYCELYN
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
YOU OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY
WHEN A GIRL WALK IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST
AND A ROUND THING IN UR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL UP TUFF COS YOUI NOTUICED THAT BUTT WAS STUFFED
-joan

super funny (x

2005-06-07T22:49:00.000-07:00

haha.

just came back from bintan!
hell lot of fun (x

our whole family (18 people)
squished into A chalet.
but it was super nice with a swimming pool in the back!

joce,dodo and i slept in the living room
on rearranged sofa cushions with towels.
omg la.
the towels were so freaking short ok.
couldnt cover me AT ALL.
plus two arcons were on
so i couldnt sleep the whole night.
pfft.

the swimming pool was way cool la
it had this water pump and falling-off tiles
wah lau
the water pump was so strong la
dodo got hurt using it .
silly girl (:

then we had one buggy per house
and it clearly states on the windsheild
CHILDREN UNDER 18 ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DRIVE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
i drove.

and i dont think i should drive anymore
i was stepping on the pedal to go
then i kept going slow with sudden jolts
then i kept laughing so hard la
until dodo ran off the buggy.

ooh.
and our chalet was so near to the beach;
we went there two days straight
to catch LALA? lahlah?how to spell?
aiya we went to catch clams la.

hah~
caught about 199 in all.

leisure centre was near by.
joce,dodo,dickson and i spent like $52 there.
1 token=$1
sheesh.
so ex.

yay!
joce&i beat dodo&dickson in the basketball-hoop game
51 to 23.
we're TOO GOOD.

then the uncle at laserquest was so mean-
he bluffed us that inside have dinosaurs that pop out at you
going RAHRAHRAWRR and we have to shoot them.
freaked me out la

turns out we all versused each other
no dinos involved.

haha.
my codename was PRAWN.
dodo- DODO
joce- ELEPHANT
dickson- CHICKEN
whoa. we are weird.

i cannot believe dodo won la.
must be because she hid behind joce all the time
and shot us!
dodo, you scheming ass.

mm.
i got third ok.
THIRD.
aiyer so lousy ):

we left on tuesday
timeflies.
darnit./

ohh and

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRICIA!! (:

we were supposed to go celebrate eh.

2005-06-04T05:33:00.000-07:00

CORNY ADVERTISMENT-
so pay attention.

mgs has a blog.
created by LIZ&SZE & two others./

we need VIEWERS,
like YOU.
YES! YOU!
the more people view it, the higher the chance of them WINNING!

so what are YOU waiting for?!
stop staring at this corny ad and go to :
WWW.CAMPUSMOBLOG.COM.SG

create an account and join their group
GROUP NAME: Methodist Girls' School
with that methodist badge for easy recognition (:

remember,
YOU can make a DIFFERENCE.

- support mg & paste this on your blog. <3
brought to you by sarah

2005-06-02T08:44:00.000-07:00

SARAH!!!!!!

YOU'RE BACKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!
hahaha. you missed so many fun netball trainings. heh. (:

2005-05-29T08:15:00.001-07:00

thaimy!!
you missed the netball carnival yesterday!
it was AWESOME! haha.
im all sunburnt. and it hurts.(:
sec 1's got into top 8. i think.
well. we got into the semi's. ((((:
we could have gotten into finals IF we had beaten our seniors( we played against them! haha) and anderson. damn.

oh well. im missing you loads!!!
sigh.
at least no smacking on th shoulder's for me! hahaha.

oooo. its getting late now. 11.32. haha.

byeeeee!!! loveyaaa!<333

ciao
`detectiveJET.

2005-05-24T06:48:00.000-07:00

ONE MORE DAY.
to those horrid doorless toilets.
bleahs.

right.
im bunking with LIZ&SOPHIA (:
and we need food
- soupy snax
- cup noodles (its only right.)
- chips
- prunes? lao shi said its good. (:

gonna buy tomorrow!
oh well.
gtg play with valencia! (x

2005-05-23T06:45:00.000-07:00

three days to the yunnan trip.
and i havent packed
naughty me (x

hah! so i shall be going on an 9-day hiatus
sweet joan will take over,
wont you joan?

remember.
you are SWEET
& sweet people take over (:

2005-05-21T07:00:00.000-07:00

how could this happen to me
i've made my mistakes
got no where to run
the night goes on
as im fading away
im sick of this life
i just wanna scream
how could this happen to me

`detectiveJET.

2005-05-16T06:15:00.000-07:00

hahaha. i've made my mark too ((:
heh.
netball training starts. TOMORROW! whoash.
im so unfit. haha. must stay healthy ar thiamy.
haha. i think im gonna DIEEEEEEEEE at training tmrw. pfft.
hahahahahahhahaha. im DEADDDDDDDD
x_x
prepare my funeral thiamy. x)
heh.

adios amigo
`detectiveJET.

oh-so-proud POKS.

2005-05-15T06:33:00.000-07:00

yay! this weekend was superfun!

my mummy brought me out to watch a play- it takes two
it was OMG-FUNNY!!
THANKYOO mummy I LOVE YOU!

hosan leong& selena tan !!
what a funny pair..

anyway so when i came home
i saw a SWIMMING POOL.
yes, a swimming pool in my house!!

ok. not really a swimming pool.
more like those inflatable thingies for babies.
but the water is up to my knees and its like my body length

so joce,dodo,qian,dickson and i went swimming!
it was simply shiok!(:

then valencia&tricia&the other baby went in too.
their swimsuits were so cute!

valencia's one was like a yellow one with a frilly skirt.
and tricia's was like pinkkk!
and they sat in those little floaties
- dickson,joce & i tried to fit in later. didnt work.
pfft.

anw so we pruned ourselves out til EIGHT
and joce and i were last..
cos we were pretending to be MISS SINGAPORE contestants,
prancing around in our swimsuits!
FUN !

so then we ate dinner and mini connettos! (is that how to spell it?)

so i feel fat.
confessions of my junkfood intake over this weekend:
- 2 WHOLE packets of chips
- 2 mini connettos
- 1 red ruby dessert
- 3 meatpaos
- 1 yam thingy
- 2 kit kats
- 1 icecream-waffle

but NEVERMIND!
netball starting soon! WHOO!

HAPPY ME (:

2005-05-13T05:10:00.000-07:00

we are the

oh-so-proud (nettie) poks

whoash.
does that make any sense?
nah...
heck.
hahahaha.

`detectiveJET

or else known as

joneypony.

ciao. <3

2005-05-13T01:53:00.000-07:00

OH-SO-PROUD POKS UNITE! <3
we are so overrating this but what the heck! its fun.

2005-05-13T01:29:00.000-07:00

boo. this is JOAN here.
not thiamy.
hahaha.

oh man. i just realized this wasn't my blog. so i can't post anything personal.
i forgot. pfft.

haha. ohwell.

i cant believe i survived the exams.
well, almost.
hhahaa.

im an oh-so-proud POK.
just like thiamy? whoash.

ciao.

lovelove<3
`detectiveJET

2005-05-13T01:10:00.000-07:00

LOVELYLOVELYLOVELY!
exams are over!
okayy...except for THAT physics test
but thats like so extraa so i shant count it (:

right.
now i can slack S-L-A-C-K!!
im lovin it.
whoooo!

i have a fate with ants
theyre EVERWHERE i go.
like at my desk that side,
& today at where i was sitting in onegee!

yiting and i were like freaking out.
esp yiting.
she suddenly went nuts and her smile was all cracked up
and her right eye was like twitching ALOT.
its called ANT FEVER. due to over-stressing or irritation from ants.
BEWARE. it is transmittable through OHPs.

oh. and we watched a tearjerker today
its bout this old grandpa who takes in this little girl
NO. HE DOES NOT RAPE HER.
but.. he loves her alot even though she wasnt related
and like he spent all his savings on a pair of brown shoes for her..
SO NICE!

yeah. i cried
hahaha..it was so touching!
and NAT too! we're like the only two SOFTIES in our class! (:
haha..and we're gonna cry together the next episode!

so then liz,yiting and i went KAP after that
and TWO CARS attacked us!!
hahah...and we screamed together!
SCREAM CHOIR
and then yiting gave me her scorchio(:
THANKYOO
so the nothing much and we went home.

2005-05-11T05:26:00.000-07:00

im bored.

i cant sew.

&it is dead. DEAD.

this makes me sad.

eee! i feel so sze-ish (:

2005-05-06T07:38:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAH
omg did you believe that post?

it was me.
ME ME ME.

i feel hyper!
YAY!
cos i slept two hours just now! ;D

`lalalalala.

sarah's my absolut mg bestie <3<3

c'mon and get your kicks
now you don’t need the money
with a face like that, do ya honey?

big black boots
long brown hair
she’s so sweet
with her get-back stare ;

<3<3 liz.

2005-05-06T07:32:00.000-07:00

hi everyone. today was ok la, but quite crappy cos we had chinese and english compo. den i so stupid la! go and write crap for english. and den liz told me that it was ACTUALLY counted for sbc! die larhs!

den after school me and liz went to btp. FUNN MANS! we were acting retarded and we saw the EVVVILL bear! it was sheltered ok! it movedd! so scaryy. and liz insisted on taking pictures in the rain ok! and we got all wet. and my umbrella so stupid wouldn't open!

okok gtg bye.

2005-05-06T05:39:00.000-07:00

I'm looking for a place
I'm searching for a face
Is anybody here I know
Cause nothing's going right
andEverythings a mess
And no one likes to be alone

goodmood.
goodfeeling.
ALL GONE

2005-05-04T02:07:00.000-07:00

CHEER UP LIZ! (:
love you loadds<333333333
(enough to beat DA WALL?)

and i'll always be there for you

2005-05-02T20:56:00.000-07:00

fine.

from now on im not using ZE anymore.
happy liz?? mmhmm

SO FAKE!
mr yeo just walked in
a blogging liz: so um...hows the results?

2005-05-02T20:49:00.000-07:00

GAHH. ):

doing ISO now...HAHAHAHA (liz's idea)
anw...were calculating QUESTION 3!
liz: we should have done the handphone survey

HAH liz! stick with it !

so im bloody bored waiting for them to separate YES & NO
and now theyll bugging me and listening to GONE

GONE! like yesterday is GONE! uhuh..booya
lalalalala...if i were a RICH GIRL
and so on on nat's blog

(: BUH BYE theyre discussing the blog issue again):
love ZE TWIRLYWHIRLIES *

this my shit.

2005-05-01T11:03:00.000-07:00

i likey joan (:
& i lovey her too<3
cos she madey this wordey thingy!
haha..

2005-05-01T10:24:00.000-07:00

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA
ROLL ME! (:

haha..was about to start with a boring start
but suddenly all star came out on the radio !!

AHH! so late and i cant freaking sleep
i think its cos of all the wowwheeFUN stuff that happened this wkend!

yesterday was the darnit boring china talk
eeyer..like who would wanna listen about airbuses?
BORING! and my mum and i couldnt understand nuts of the china guy's talk
and we were like thinking of how we could commmunicate instead of phone
-smoke signals
-pigeon
-msg in a bottle
-run marathon (:
hahahs..my mum can be so fun!
oh and mum..if i forget your mother's day present rmb that I LOVE YOU MUM!

then after that we went to bugis junction to buy a hell lot of clothes
YAY! i bought 3 shirts
2 polo from B.U.M &t shirt from fox women
and it was MAY DAY SALE so super cheap stuff la !!!

then a nochalant me followed to OG
and mummy just dragged me to the BRA department
UHUH.
the BRA DEPT.
oh...the trauma of it all!!! eww.. );

so then we went home and mama was playing mahjong with ALOT of pple
and i had to study hist.
so i gave up halfway when liz called me (:
THANKYOO LIZ!

and liz burst my little bubble of joy of my new clothes
when she said she bought 6 SHIRTS (F.O.S)
i only have 3!! ugh.
i take my thanks back HAH!

then today..ELLIOT FRANCIS TAN
was baptised
BIG OCCASION !!!
ahahhs...uncle mike let me video tape the whole thing and i forgot the zoom range
and nearly knocked the priest over!
so paiseh...

and mama(buddhist) didnt get it all
and went out for a smoke halfway..so cute!

i sweared the alter boy looked like christopher!!
really cept with more hair..

went to aunty's hse and played with lucky(dog)
and gen and steff
HAHA!! miss them so much
and we ate chocolate cake til steff puked..
ahahahs.. (:

then i came home!
and daddy's still in bangkok
COMING HOME TOMORROW!!
WHEEEEE!!!im gonna pick him up with aunty angie &valencia

valencia has alot of hair now!!
preeety!!! and also real chubby
SHO CUTE!!!!!!!!! i love her no matter what!

so anw i came home and glenn said my com got prob
ooh..i MISS GRACE AND GLENN LOADS 2 weeks alr..<33
turns out he never on the brodband thingy
hahahs...blur!

so we played gb til they went home
and cos i couldnt play at all, glenn is sucha HOGGER!
i sewed sequins onto my pillow cover
and its so darn nice now!!! yay for me!

also crabbed out with grace.joce,yijie,yisok,yisum!!!
CRABBBBB CRABBBBB !
HAHA..were making super LAME jokes la

then joce qian yijie i played badminton
and yijie crapped alot...til we all quit off onebyone
hahahs...left him standing there in the lonelleeeee space
HAH!! so much for his finger trick..

anw then alot of unimportant stuff happened
and next joce and i ate dinner and went to my room!
then we onned JERK IT OUT really really loud and offed the lights
and we danced like mad ooh-so-sedutively too!
HAHA!!

WHOO!! super fun! ILU JOCE!!
work your stuff girl!
but then she had to go home fast

and ive been listening to radio and crapping out since then..
so bo liao..):
and i was hungry so i made myself a peanutbutterjelly sandwhich
and really soft cheese ewww...
POOR ME!! cmon sympathetise pple...
while joce went out for prata
whaddahell!! hmmph.

i should slp
ill try
my eyes are dry
joce is gonna pick me up soon.
NIGHHT!

2005-04-23T23:59:00.000-07:00

my stomach is churning.

the maid next door just had glass embedded into her head
she was bleeding alot.
and blood was everywhere.

i heard a loud crash so i ran out.
she was just lying there and aunty was holding her up screaming away
i think she fell and crashed into the glass

i rmb i was offing the com to go over
then i stood up and heard it
then i looked out and saw ahnai and ahnai looked back at me in surprise
and we both ran out

then everyone screamed alot and i got scared
and ahnai and aunty were carrying rodia and blood was on the ground
and mama was running about
sulpinah was yelling MUM ANGIE MUM ANGIE
my dad called the ambulancewhich took a damn long time to ans
qian callled the ambulance and carried one baby (dunno who)
aunty angie was stressing out and carrying valencia
yijie kept all the clothes cos it was raining i helped
and i passed another towel to stop the bleeding cos the first was was drenched red.

it was just plain freaky and chaotic.

ahnai was crying and rodia was like half fainting
and was like wailing mama mama in a weak voice

so then the ambulance came and rodia went off and my dad went with her,
im so shaken up
my knees are weak and i keep typing wrong words

please be ok rodia
please.

2005-04-21T06:06:00.000-07:00

really dont get you ok.

talking is a normal thing in humans
plus we were supposed to work on different things
so OBVIOUSLY i talk more to her right?

and stop using her as an excuse
what you say is actually what youre feeling ok.
btw... she didnt even feel anything la.. i asked her/
lame la...

and stop being despondent and switching off everytime
just because you dont like me talking to her.
its not my fault la!
what is wrong with that?? you dont like it then you also talk la
its FREAKING CHILDISH.

and im not leaving you out
youre just over sensitive
i didnt hear youre big idea and she heard it and turned it down flat
not my fault lorhs..

and stop telling everyone bout it and making it seem like its a serious tragedy
and that im the bad guy
cos guess what?
i really dont care cos i know i didnt do anything wrong.

OMG.
you just dont get it do you?

2005-04-20T04:24:00.000-07:00

my daddy is SICK. ):

gosh..and i mean like tired sick
cos my sis is waking up at seriously irregular times..

hope he's ok la..
i know cos he didnt lecture me in the car today
which is freaky and super quiet...

and nat lost her specs today
so i smsed joan to ask her if she saw anything
her reply was half dead..
i think she found it already..
wait.

that's what she wants me to think
uhuh, HAH!
im not that dumb (: yea..
haha..dont know la just hope that she did or she is
SO DEAD. best of luck nat!

WHAT HEART?
haha..our lil secret ; yeah!

went to kap with liz and sophia today after ISO.
haha..was darnit fun!
i bought icecream float
liz bought fries and burgerr
and sophia too! yummilicious!

then i took bus home
and there was this really old guy sitting in front of me
and he ate orange!!

please la..who eats orange on a bus?
the smell was so strong
i almost fainted

and then...
the worst part is.
he threw the strands on the orange onto me!!!
GASP!!!
so i threw it back at him. (:

ugh.
so many tests!!!
STUDY.STUDY.STUDY
eeks!

2005-04-17T02:11:00.000-07:00

ROUND biscuits are addictive!

yumm!! *licks lips*

eaten 4 already in 3 hours..

i think i gained 2 kg! ):